He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
The ass gains better be worth it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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