Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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