i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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