That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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