Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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