There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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