Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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