is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
what day is it and did you see me today?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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