from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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