My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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