never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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