the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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