Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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