That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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