I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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