I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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