quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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