I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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