she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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