I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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