guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm like, not good at living.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
