i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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