It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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