I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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