it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
