Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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