my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
