So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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