yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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