I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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