I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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