I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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