she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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