that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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