Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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