i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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