im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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