The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
