Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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