So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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