i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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