ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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