She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
