So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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