what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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