I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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