He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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