I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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