try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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