Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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