You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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