I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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