that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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