Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
try to milk me bitch
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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