you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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