No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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