the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I love you. Go after that dick
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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