Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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