He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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