if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
