in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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