Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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