i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Someone signed my nipple.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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