last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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